Δευτέρα, Μαΐου 08, 2006

The Witch















Mob Leader: We have found a witch, may we burn her?
Angry Mob: BURN!! BUUUURN HER!















Sir Bedevere: How do you know she is a witch?
Mob Leader: Well, she looks like one!
Sir Bedevere: Bring her forward.
"Witch": I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one.
"Witch": They dressed me up like this...
Angry Mob: No! Nooo! We didn't! We didn't!
"Witch": And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up the fake nose] Well?
Mob Leader: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose....?
Angry Mob: And the hat, but she is a witch!.
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Angry Mob: NO! No!... Yes, a bit, a bit. But she has got a wart.

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think that she is a witch?
Mr. Newt: What, she turned me into a newt.
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Mr. Newt: ........... I got better.
Angry Mob: BURN HER ANYWAY!!!! BURN HER!!!!
















Sir Bedevere: Quiet, quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Angry Mob: There are??? Are there??? Tell us. Tell us. Do they hurt?
Sir Bedevere: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Mr. Newt: Burn them!
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Mr. Newt: More witches! [Peasant gets slapped]

Peasant #2: Wood!
Sir Bedevere: So, why do witches burn?
Peasant #3: .......... 'Cause they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good! So how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

Peasant #1: Build a bridge out of her!
Sir Bedevere: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Peasant #1: Oh ya.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me, Does wood sink in water?
Peasant #1: No, no, it floats. Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What also floats in water?
Peasant #1: Bread
Peasant #2: Apples
Peasant #3: Very small rocks
Peasant #1: Cider
Peasant #2: Gravy
Peasant #3: Cherries
Peasant #1: Mud
Peasant #2: Churches
Peasant #3: Lead! Lead!

King Arthur: A duck!
Sir Bedevere: Exactly! So, logically.....
Angry Mob: If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore?
Angry Mob: A Witch!

[Having been revealed to weigh the same as a duck, therefore proving her a witch]
"Witch": It's a fair cop.

4 σχόλια:

mmg είπε...

hi!!!!
zadore ippotes eleinis trapezis omws.
to dolofoniko kouneli??!!!???
tapeina proskynw
xxx

Godot είπε...

το κείμενο ειναι εξαιρετικο δειγμα Λογικής και επιχειρηματολογίας.

Παραδίνομαι!

Λίτσα είπε...

ΚΑΤΑΠΛΗΚΤΙΚΟ, απλώς. Ο ο συγκεκριμένος διάλογος unpaictable. Όντως δείγμα Λογικής και επιχειρηματολογίας.
Όχι μόνο προσκυνώ, κάνω και μετάνοιες.
(Καμιά μέρα, βάλε και τον άλλον διάλογο με πολιορκητές και πολιορκημένο, ξέρεις, "Your mother was a hamster κλπ". Α, και τον άλλον με το γέρο και τους διεκδικητές του Grail, με τα πετροχελίδονα).
ΈΞοχο και το blogaki μετά το μερεμέτισμα.

Charlie Alexandra είπε...

πολύ καλό πολύ καλό χααχαχαχχαχαχα